READ THIS
I GRADUATED TWO YEARS AGO AND I STILL MAKE IT INTO THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER.
STILL. GOT. IT.
mad props to natalie for the write up.
Monday, December 22, 2008
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About Me
- The Otter
- I'm awkwardly tall. My own mother thought I was gay until I started dating a model, and later married. I can skin a muskrat in under 5 minutes and I can make my own maple syrup. I think screaming for a hardcore band may be my calling in life... or alpaca farming. I climb rocks. The sight of my own blood makes me smile. I'm married to a girl that's entirely too hot for me because she has real bad myopia. My best friend kisses men for fun and enjoys facial piercings, tatoos, bicycles and the movie "Old Yeller". My middle name is Emmet. My sisters are friends with every punk rock band on the face of God's good earth. I plan to one day cover my upper left arm with tatoos and tell the grandchildren about how stupid grandpa was back in college. I wish I didn't nap so much... when I feel bad about this, I take a nap.
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6 comments:
i would have to rate this as somewhere between awesome and super awesome.
That's one of the greatest quotes of 2008. And it was a pretty good year for quotes.
"don't taze me, bro."
well done.
who do I gotta pray with to get you to write a new post?
For real, i'm getting pretty sick of reading the same post over and over again.
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