Smells Like Children In Here.

Burly. So burly.

I Eat Because I'm Sad, and I'm Sad Because I Eat

I suck at P90X.

The White Flag Hands in the Air Voluntary Submission

Status Update:







I live in Delaware now.







My cell phone is the size of a small lap top.








A sentence uttered last night from my own traitorous mouth: "Man... Alison Krauss is kind of awesome."







I shave regularly.







I looked at the Rehoboth Beach Rotary website last night... because I was curious.







I'm a horrible horrible sell-out monster.







The tradeoff? I get to live 10 minutes from Danny Rose and I can surf every morning.







Lose your soul, gain a Danny Rose.






For the love of all things holy, listen to:
Nizlopi. Lots of it.

In honor of the man I used to be, listen to:
Strung Out's "Twisted by Design" album

TiVo:
The new season of Man Vs. Wild and all of Shark Week for me.

Hip Hop Gangster Shoutout To:
Jeeves and his new blog. You make the rest of us amateurs look like clown shoes, my friend.

Getting Old, Going Soft

Love you Dad.