Play it again, Ben...
About Me
- The Otter
- I'm awkwardly tall. My own mother thought I was gay until I started dating a model, and later married. I can skin a muskrat in under 5 minutes and I can make my own maple syrup. I think screaming for a hardcore band may be my calling in life... or alpaca farming. I climb rocks. The sight of my own blood makes me smile. I'm married to a girl that's entirely too hot for me because she has real bad myopia. My best friend kisses men for fun and enjoys facial piercings, tatoos, bicycles and the movie "Old Yeller". My middle name is Emmet. My sisters are friends with every punk rock band on the face of God's good earth. I plan to one day cover my upper left arm with tatoos and tell the grandchildren about how stupid grandpa was back in college. I wish I didn't nap so much... when I feel bad about this, I take a nap.
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