
the updated life goal list -
STUFF TO GIT DONE BEFORE I BITE IT:
- get my $8 from murph
- legitimize the manskirt phenomenon
- climb 5.11 naked
- set myself on fire for program
- ride an irish wolfhound through a crowd of people while wearing a toga and carrying an american flag
- figure out exactly who shot the deputy
- sport nappy dreads and homemade clothing
- live with nate scott, tom burkholder, and danny rose again
- be truly homeless for awhile
- play this song on guitar
- own a dog named guster
- finish a public speech by lighting a cigarette, taking a long drag, pointing with it between my fingers, and exhaling to emphasize my final point
- get that chevy camaro crashing into an american flag whilst being lifted by an eagle carrying a "these colors don't run" banner tattoo on my back that i've always wanted
- punch a member of nickelback
- watch every zombie movie ever made
- get a book published
- be the posterboy for something... preferably honey graham o's or some kind of firearm company
- meet tupac shakur... i assume he's hiding somewhere in canada
- disrespect the state of texas just a little bit
- kill a wolverine with my bare hands. how hard could it be?
big ups to:
the sawyer family, the tis's's's, crooked creek ranch, the taylor's, and the letter 7.
listen to some:
john butler trio... while sitting in a lawn chair... wearing jorts
giddy as steve feather at a harry potter release party about:
getting a puppy/the impending summer here at the beach/watching 'away we go' in june

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