PREPARE TO GET WYGANT-ED

strike up the freakin' nerd-infused brass band, kids! it's the semi-finalized wygant world tour itinerary:



Sept 8 - Fredericksburg, VA for some Laura and Cliff Wright

9 - State College, PA to Brad that Schmitt

10 - Franklin, PA for the Katie monster, mommy and daddy

11 - Hudson, OH to take the Kessicks to lunch, and onto Toledo, OH for Dan and KC Irvin

12 - The 'Nati, OH to church ourselves at Vineyard and visit the Murphy Clan

13, 14 - Chicago, IL for Tasha for her possum impression, Barlich for his beard, and Lucia for his sass

15, 16, 17 - Denver to visit the Sawyers and the Tis experience

18, 19, 20 - Aspen, CO... the promised land to visit the Taylors (and possibly the new Taylor nugget... prayerfully named Chauncy)

21 - Arches Natl' Park, UT to camp 'n'at

22, 23 - Salt Lake City/Park City to see Donnie and Kim and to pass out on Allie's couch (dibs on spooning with the dog)

24, 25 - Emmett, ID for the Sebastians and to get the full Idaho experience

26, 27, 28 - Seaside, OR... because holy crap we love the Wolff's

29 - Redwood Natl' Park, CA to camp 'n'at

30, Oct. 1 - Yosemite Natl' Park, CA to camp 'n'at

2 - Great Basin Natl' Park, NV to camp 'n'at

3 - Grand Junction, CO because I haven't seen Mikie Harmeling in like 6 friggin' years

4 - Boulder, CO because what's life without a little Swalsh in it?

5 - Lincoln, NE to crash with an Uncle that Chandler barely even knows

6 - Chicago, IL the sequel!

7 - Home to watch Katie get her wedding on

October 13th - Roll into Aspen, shave, shower, beg for jobs.



get your tickets now. prep yourself for a vicious mosh pit and probably some raucous crowd surfing. who knows, maybe we'll get fired quick and go out for an encore in february.



hatin' on:
P90X: The Proof. no crap this stuff works, tony. just pitch it like a normal tv spokesperson: snort some coke, tuck in your shirt, and get a crowd that is easily thrown into disbelief.